Our Mission:
To protect and serve the Great, Honest American Penis.
How it Works:
1. You buy a patriot's dozen (13) of our great, honest condoms for $9.75.
2. We donate 25% of proceeds to AMVETS, one of America's foremost veterans' service organizations.
3. You help support the troops & someone's American penis stays clean. Everyone wins!
And now for the bad news:
These aren't for sale just yet!
But please sign here so we can let you know when they become available.